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I am looking for people who will work on their own, under my supervision,
therefore I will start by telling a little about the economy, then you have the information directly from me, so we don't have to walk like cats around the hot porridge, and two feathers don't end up as a whole chicken farm.
You have to pay one thousand Danish kroner each year, from the time I started to look for people who want to work for themselves under my supervision and guidance, everybody has to pay that without exception, but you will first have to pay after you earn your own money by producing according to my instructions.
The only way I can make a budget over the money I consider as my profit, is by starting at a certain time, even if the money first comes in later, that's secured this way. You don't save as much as a single Danish kroner by postponing the start; on the contrary.
But It will cost you three thousand Danish kroner, in advance, before any earnings, if you want to become manager.
It will cost you two thousand Danish kroner, in advance, before any earnings, if you want to become supervisor.
It will cost you one thousand Danish kroner, in advance, before any earnings, if you want to perform any tasks, without being manager or supervisor.
Those payments are all single payments, which will give me, and maybe others, butter on the bread in the beginning. It will also provide the small amount of capital I need for the startup.
For the ninety-nine percent who want to start on their own, it doesn't have to cost a single Danish kroner in advance, but they will be the last to start.
You must also pay half of the profit you will get by using me and my ideas as long as you use them. There will be one thousand Danish kroner per hour for you and the same amount for me. That means my share is bigger than most people can grasp, so forget about that, but consider if you are satisfied with your share. I don't want to talk about who should pay how much in taxes of their money, for it depends on many different things.
I don't want to see your graduation papers, recommendations, or CV, I have seen so many over the years and I have almost never been able to form a true picture of the people who showed them to me.
I can't go through millions of applications, from people who feel they can do what needs to be done, which doesn't tell me anything and I don't want others to do it either.
I want to see in black on white what the applicants want and what they can do. I will also ask you, will you do what is necessary, so you can start to earn 365 thousand Danish kroner per year in your spare time, for one hour's work every day of the year? That's what is left for you after you have paid me for my supervision.
I will say this again, right away, without blinking, there is the same amount to me, from each.
Be your own judge, if you want to start, after you have got the information I will give you, then do it, if you won't, then don't.
If that doesn't scare you, then I'll find a few notes so I don't forget to explain too many important things.
I don't think I will earn a lot because of you, once you've learned enough to start on your own for real, so I am taking my part from the start, but only of what you have earned. You can never come in debt to me and you can stop at any time, free as a bird.
If you sometimes don't have time to work, then you don't have to pay me anything.
For most people, there's a maximum of 365 thousand Danish kroner per year, after I've got my part. But then the tongue must also be kept straight in the mouth because it takes one hour every single day all year round to reach that and who can do that, without one or more collaborators?
If you only want to produce, then you can as a maximum earn 365 thousand Danish kroner per year.
10 thousand people can as a maximum earn 730 thousand Danish kroner extra, per year. If you want to be one of them, then you must keep an eye on a group of 100 people and acquire an extra set of production equipment. It requires one hour of work on average per day to keep an eye on a group, and one hour a day per set of equipment, so that's a total of three hours of work on average per day, for a total of 1,095,000 Danish kroner per year.
100 people out of that 10 thousand people can as a maximum earn yet another 730 thousand Danish kroner, under the same conditions. That's a total of five hours of work on average per day, for a total of 1,825,000 Danish kroner per year.
That can sound like a lot of money, even more than you've ever earned throughout your life, if you work for others, in most places on the globe, but the employers have the hair in the mailbox if you get sick, hurt, pregnant, old, need to be educated, want a vacation and what do I know because the employers have agreed that with the unions before anyone dares to work for them. All the expenses associated with that, can't be paid as salary.
There are no limits to the time you can work under my supervision.
If you work for yourself, then you are the one standing with the hair in the mailbox, there is no dear mother if it goes wrong but there are many who want a part of the cake if it goes well, so one thousand Danish kroner per hour is not particularly much, but that's the way it is and I don't plan to change that.
I will continue and show what you can expect, so you don't start as blindfolded, but first I want to know if you understand what I'm trying to explain, or if you have any questions.
It is many things at the same time.
But I would like to know if I have to pay anything in advance? Because I won't spend a dime before I see if what you are saying is for real!
You're right, it's many things at once, but it's so that everyone, from those who only want to produce, to those who want to handle whatever is possible, can get the full overview of the available options before they continue. Also the financial options.
If you only want to produce, then you don't have to pay anything until you've earned what you have to pay, but you will start after all those who have paid anything.
I made this option so that those who don't dare pay anything without security can also get started. It is an expensive option for them! But better than nothing.
OK.
Good.Then I will continue.
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starts with something, there is as easy as finding one million needles in some haystacks, once the haystacks are found, except that it's not needles I'm looking for of course, but people.
One million, that's what I can use to cover the market according to my best estimate, which is made with both eyes wide open.
We can start as soon as the management is in place, even if that is the only people there are, but we will not start just because one million is gathered if the management is missing.
I only need to invest two times 30 thousand Danish kroner right at the start, for a little equipment and insurance, so you can get started, but that money must be paid back immediately. That means that the very first money you earn must return to me, along with my profit, so I can invest it again, on a little equipment and insurance, for two others.
It's risk-free, at least I can't see any risk, for if you for any reason don't want my supervision anyway, then you are free as a bird. I don't want any money or equipment back. You are out of my thoughts right away.
You need a little indoor space, with a temperature ordinary mortals can work in, with common household electricity and access to clean water. It only needs to be a few square meters and can easily be a corner of a bigger room, but it is used 24 hours a day when you produce.
You must have a computer with internet access, so you can communicate with me and others, and you must be able to transfer money once a month to one of the accounts I will make available in the country where you live.
You may not hire other people to do the work, not even a part of the work, instead of doing it yourself, no matter what you pay for it, now it is said straight out. You are out of my thoughts right away, if you do that.
You are welcome to cooperate with other people if they also are producing, to gather the workload in blocks.
If you only want to work a part of the time of what is possible, then the profit will reflect that of course, for both of us, that's alright, but thirty days a year is the least you may work if you want to work under my supervision.
In the first two months, you must work every day to pay me back but then you can decide on your own how much you want to work if there is enough work.
If you can't work full time for two months, then you can first start after those who can.
When there is too little work, everyone will be cut equally, almost, the managers and supervisors will never be cut and those who have just started will get the full time the first three months so I can get my money back, but there won't be others who start before all are making everything they want again.
The rest will be cut from seven days a week to six, but those who only work six days already will not be affected. If it is to be cut to five days a week then they will be affected, but those who only work five days already will not be affected. This is how it goes down until there is more work, and then it goes up again in the same manner.
If you and your spouse, friend, or anybody else there are producing, want to share the work, so one is running all the production for a group of producers, maybe even at the same place, then it is alright.
If two people work together then each can work two hours every other day, every other week, every other month, or half a year at a time, instead of one hour every day and individually still have a full year's earnings.
If twelve people work together then each can work twelve hours every twelfth day, every twelfth week, or every twelfth month, instead of one hour every day and individually still have a full year's earnings.
If twelve work together then they need more electrical power than a normal household can spare, and they need more than a corner of a room, for all the equipment must be at the same place if one person has to take care of it.
That is only two possibilities, there are many other possible and impossible combinations.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand what you're saying, but why are you taking half of the profits when I'm the one doing all the work?
It's not entirely true that you do all the work; I am also doing a little to make it all work together. Or rather, I end up paying others to make it work.
I would have taken half of the profit even if it was you who did all the work, because I have spent a large part of my life, and my money, on finding ways and methods to make things as simple as possible and with as little waste as possible, so what I have started here is what I think as many people as possible, from all corners of the globe, will benefit from, of things I have put together over time.
The rest of my share will be spent on things that are not so easy to start without major investments, sooner or later. But always without borrowing anything.
The one thousand kroner a year that everyone has to pay is what I consider my passive income, and that is more than just pocket money, even if I have to pay 80% in tax.
I am satisfied with my share, so if you are happy with yours too, then it is easy; just start if you agree. Otherwise, there is no agreement. But you can still use all the teaching materials for free, just like everyone else.
OK.
Good. Then I will continue.
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which is needed, to find one million people who want to work under my supervision, must be done by somebody, without payment, for money is a city in Russia I had almost said, but I don't have money of that magnitude, then it is said straight out.
The more people there will advertise, in one way or another, the sooner we will start to produce, but no one must in any way try to persuade others, those who don't want to investigate things by themself will have too many problems to get started anyway.
You can advertise in several different ways. It doesn't matter how big your circles are, use them the best you can.
You will not get anything directly, because of your advertising, but the more we advertise, the faster we get started.
There must be gathered 1% of the one million people, that has to be the 10 thousand who will keep an eye on 100, and they must be willing to train others before anything can start for real, so the sooner they are gathered, the sooner we can start.
The rest will be gathered automatically, when they can see the outcome, faster than preferable, so forget about them in the beginning.
When one million people are gathered, then you may not advertise anymore.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand what you say, but I don't like to advertise. Do I have to advertise to get started?
No! You may actually not advertise in the true sense of the word. Even if the mouth wants to overflow with what the heart is full of, then you are not allowed to tell others what this is about; That's what I am doing. You may only refer others to me.
But! If nobody is advertising, then no one will get started at all, because I keep a low profile, in my overalls, in the middle of nowhere, (To keep the expenses down, and live quietly and peacefully.) and I will not be able to find the management on my own.
OK.
Good. Then I will continue.
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will start, when the management is gathered, for then the first two out of the first 100 managers will start producing.
The first two there will begin to produce must learn it by me, at the place where I live. It's the two that are at the top of the list, it's as easy as that. They must work with me, one week, before they can start to produce on their own, and then they are ready to start right away when they are home. They must eat and sleep at my place, under primitive conditions and they must pay their share of the food and the full price for the journey back and forth, but nothing else before they are producing. Once they have paid me the 60 thousand Danish kroner I have invested, and the fee for each year since I started, then we can start to share the profit.
There is not a single Danish kroner for them, before the end of the third month. In a nutshell, it means that the first 120 thousand Danish kroner, and my fee, is used for equipment, insurance, and profit for me. Then they can work as they like and keep half of the profit for themselves. They may have to train two others when they have been producing for three weeks, under the same conditions.
These are the conditions for the half-million people who want to start first. The last half-million will not have any to train.
There will be a schedule showing when it is your turn to start and where in the world you can choose to go for the training. It will change all the time, so it's a schedule you need to keep an eye on until you've been trained, in the location that suits you best.
That means you have to leave the work you normally do and get someone else to do it, one way or another and that's not something I can help you with.
The paperwork can be difficult for many, so professionals will take care of that, at my expense.
The production itself does not require any special skills, so if you can cope with yourself in everyday life, physically and mentally, can understand a little English, can divide any number by two, and find 1% of any number, then everything is fine. It must, of course, also be legal for you to work independently, wherever you are living.
I will show you what I mean:
The start of number one,
who has to take care of three sets of equipment and keep an eye on two groups, five hours every day
must have:
1800 watts of electrical current per hour,
six square meters of space,
a little but clean water,
road access for a small truck,
at least a laptop with an internet connection,
paid three thousand Danish kroner in advance,
and will then start in the order she or he has paid,
when there is space.
The start of number 101,
who has to take care of two sets of equipment and keep an eye on one group, three hours every day
must have:
1200 watts of electric current per hour,
four square meters of space,
a little but clean water,
road access for a small truck,
at least a laptop with an internet connection,
paid two thousand Danish kroner in advance,
and will then start in the order she or he has paid,
when there is space.
The start of number 10,001,
who has to take care of one set of equipment, one hour every day
must have:
600 watts of electric current per hour,
two square meters of space,
a little but clean water,
at least a laptop with an internet connection,
and will then start in the order she or he has signed up, after those who have paid,
when there is space.
The start of number 1,000,000,
who has to take care of one set of equipment, one hour every day
must have:
600 watts of electric current per hour,
two square meters of space,
a little but clean water,
at least a laptop with an internet connection,
then she or he will start as the last,
when there is space.
This is the fastest possible speed for the start:
Month number 1, 1 New, 1 In all.
Month number 2, 2 New, 3 In all.
Month number 3, 4 New, 7 In all.
Month number 4, 8 New, 15 In all.
It continues like that, but I have adjusted the numbers a bit here, to make them more manageable.
Month number 11, 1,000 New, 2,000 In all.
Month number 12, 2,000 New, 4,000 In all.
Month number 13, 4,000 New, 8,000 In all.
From month number 16, there will only be equipment available for 30,000 new people per month.
Month number 16, 30,000 New, 60,000 In all.
Month number 17, 30,000 New, 90,000 In all.
Month number 18, 30,000 New, 120,000 In all.
Here are not many fluctuations, with 30,000 new starts every month, so I will jump forward, to the end of the fourth year, to show when the last ones first can expect to start.
Month number 46, 30,000 New, 960,000 In all.
Month number 47, 30,000 New, 990,000 In all.
Month number 48, 10,000 New, 1,000,000 In all.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I can easily understand what you're explaining because it's almost cut out of cardboard. But why does it all start up so slowly?
It wasn't exactly that kind of question I had in mind when I asked if you had any, but I don't mind answering that. Give me a little time to find a way to explain it so it doesn't sound too awkward.
Let me start: If you have noticed what I am ending up paying for advertising, to find the one million people I can handle, then you will quickly see that it will be a little more than thirty billion Danish kroner. But without having borrowed a dime.
It could have been done much more quickly and cheaply with borrowed money, but not without people with a willingness to take risks, which can only be found by issuing shares in the enterprise. That must be described in every detail, but then the whole world can see what is to be done. Cheap bank loans are a mirage when it is a completely new and different kind of enterprise.
A limited company is obliged to generate as much profit as possible for its shareholders, and this can only be achieved by the producers receiving as little as possible and by grouping them into larger units, so no more than about one hundred thousand full-time producers are needed.
That means it is no longer possible to produce in your spare time; it is full-time work, and you are laid off in times of recession, there is no longer any security. It is the shareholders who get the profit, because they are the ones who finance the company.
I have nothing against shareholders and profit; on the contrary, there are many things that would never have happened without it.
That's the main reason why the start is the way it is. But there are a lot of other things that are just as crucial to it, so a whole book could be written about it.
But I won't do that here!
OK, I like that idea.
Good. Then I will continue.
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is that you can stop, to work at any time without owing anyone as much as a single Danish kroner, but a fixed income does not exist, you have to count the surplus as pocket money.
You can be sure that no new ones will get started before you have the amount of work you want. As long as the market is not covered there are no problems, but in times with less demand then it is not the managers, supervisors, or newcomers who have to stop the production, and no one has to stop completely at any time.
The work is distributed equally among everyone who does not by themselves take a break in the production until it gets going again. When demands are small, then you are welcome to produce and stock it up, at your own expense, and when the demand becomes greater than we can produce, then you can sell your stock before any new ones are being trained.
You cannot turn up the production with the equipment you have, you can only turn it down or stop it completely, and then turn it up again to normal. You may stock up to offset the worst bumps, it does not require much storage space, but it requires a little money for the raw materials.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand that.
Good. Then I will continue.
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is quick and effective, because it is almost one-man teaching, where one who has learned something must be willing to teach and guide two others until they also have learned something so they each can teach and guide two others, and produce at the same time.
Those who want to teach others can keep my share for one month for each person they have trained, but first after the third month and forward after the teacher has started to produce.
In other words, the teacher can keep 30 thousand Danish kroner for each person she or he has taught for a week.
The education is free, but the ones who don't want to teach others will start after the ones who will.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand that.
But why are you paying me for teaching others instead of them paying me for the teaching?
That is so everyone can get started if they want to, without having a penny in their pocket, so to speak. At the same time, it is to secure your payment, so that the student can die or drop out for many other unpredictable reasons.
It's also to keep you engaged a little, because everything you do on my suggestions is against expected post payment, for I don't have money worth talking about until you start to earn some. At that time, you can keep my share until everything you have been doing, against the expected post-payment, is paid. So the sooner you get started to produce, the sooner you get the payment. If you die or drop out, then you don't get another penny, but you don't owe anyone anything either!
That's one of the reasons why you are only allowed to use things you already have, to stay debt-free forever. Then there's no chance of going bankrupt.
Oh; I think I have been sleeping a little,
but I can clearly understand the explanation for that.
Good. Then I will continue.
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will be posted, on the blackboards, so everybody can see everything, but everyone must make sure to check the blackboards to get all the available information.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand that.
Good.
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is so easy that it might as well be a lie, but it is not.
I leave it simply to the headhunters, for a slightly lower price than others pay for headhunting, because the conditions are slightly different. I pay one month's salary for each person who maintains a job for a year, as manager, supervisor, tutor, or producer, to the headhunter who makes them aware that there is that possibility. That means,
I pay 30 thousand Danish kroner, for any person who ends up as a working producer or tutor, after one year of work as producer or tutor.
I pay 60 thousand Danish kroner, for any producer or tutor who becomes a working supervisor, after one year of work as supervisor.
I pay 60 thousand Danish kroner for any supervisor who becomes a working manager, after one year of work as manager.
A person can start as a producer, tutor, supervisor, and manager on the same day. After one year of work, I pay 150 thousand Danish kroner for that.
A headhunter may not persuade anybody, only deliver an advertisement to friends or foes, or any other adult, all over the globe, but not too many times to the same person, as a hint with a bargepole.
Everybody around the world will get an advertisement until one million is gathered together, but not at the same time and no one can react to anything before they have seen the advertisement, nor could you.
It's when you have seen it and your eyes begin to roll in different directions at the same time that it clearly shows if you are moving or not, it's obvious to everyone.
The right position is simply determined by the date people have lined up for the tasks they will perform whenever it is possible.
The first to start will be the first 100 who are lined up as managers, in the order they are lined up.
The next to start will be the first 9,900 who are lined up as supervisors, in the order they are lined up.
Then those who are lined up as tutors will start, in the order they are lined up.
Last but not least will those who are lined up as producers start, in the order they are lined up.
It doesn't matter, in connection with the starting order, how much you have advertised.
You have, by the way, to keep track of the work you are doing against expected post-payment, so you can deduct it from the payment, from you to me, when you are producing.
I will show in another way how the starting order works.
If you have paid three thousand Danish kroner and want to take on the task of keeping an eye on one hundred groups with one hundred people in each, then you will get the offer in the order you have paid; it's that easy. Only the first 100 people will get the offer.
If you have paid two thousand Danish kroner and want to take on the task of keeping an eye on one group with one hundred people, then you will get the offer in the order you have paid; it's that easy. Only the first 9,900 people will get the offer.
After the first 100 have bought two sets of production equipment extra and the remaining of the first 10,000 have bought one set of production equipment extra, then the tutors will start.
If you never pay anything but have signed up while there was still room then you are sure to get started, no one gets into the row with the one million before everyone else has started and someone is leaving the row again because they have started their own project.
If there are not 10 thousand people who have paid two thousand Danish kroner in total and out of them there are not one hundred who have paid three thousand Danish kroner in total, then there is no start at all, so do not pay anything before you can see an advantage in paying.
Right now, until the managers are found, you can't pay anything at all, but you can set the money aside, and when it is possible to pay I will make a window of one month so everyone who pays during that period will be offered to start in the order they have signed up. Then the rest who pay will get the offer in the order they pay.
There will quickly arise a problem with getting new managers, for when they start to get their own ideas, then they will no longer spend the 35 hours a week that takes, for 35 thousand Danish kroner, they will most likely just be one out of many and spend seven hours on average a week, for 7 thousand Danish kroner, to keep the skin on their nose until they have got a good start.
The same problem will arise a little later, among the supervisors, they will not spend 21 hours a week, for 21 thousand Danish kroner.
When the shortage arises among the rest, then it is not a problem, for then new people can sign up and start immediately, in any group with space.
There is one important thing to keep in mind, if you belong to the supervisors who keep an eye on one group or the managers who keep an eye on one hundred groups, then you can not just work when it suits you. The one hour of work on average per day for the supervisors must be completed each week and the one hour it takes extra per day on average for the managers must also be completed each week.
Do you understand what I'm trying to explain, or do you have any questions?
I understand that.
OK. Then I wish you a good future.
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is the first, in this section.
I have also made this line red, so it is easier to see.
That's the foundation for a script.
It can be corrected, sooner or later, and polished in all eternity,
but I am so excited that I will spend all my spare time creating:
The International Employment Service.
Which I think a lot about after I have read, "Between the Lines"
My spare time is the time I don't spend
dealing with biblical, political, culinary, and other fundamental issues
which I try to understand the best I can.
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