I got an unexpected email, in Danish:

Hej Hemming
Jeg fandt et link til din hjemmeside i min postkasse. Jeg er meget nysgerrig på, hvad det hele går ud på. Kan du ikke forklare mig konceptet?
Mvh

I (Hemming) have translated the mail so other than danes can understand it:

Hi Hemming
I found a link to your website in my mailbox. I'm very curious about what it's all about. Can you explain the concept to me?
Regards


The only reason I'm responding to your email is that you're the first person to write to me directly in the entire time I've had the website, other than someone who told me over ten years ago that the advertisement had been delivered to a mailbox that clearly stated that they didn't want advertisements.

The advertisement itself is an experiment where everyone can see how easy or difficult it is to find the first ten thousand who get something out of reading, between the lines, in English.

I'm glad you're curious, but if it all doesn't make sense to you after you've combed through the website, then it's definitely not for you.

If you still have questions after you've combed through them, there's an option to ask them in easy-to-understand English at the top of each page, where possible, if you have your own number, so everyone else can see both the questions and the answers. You can only ask questions when you have your own number.

I have translated your question into English so that everyone can understand what is going on, because all communication is in English, and then I have placed both your question and my answer for everyone to see, at the very top of the page. I will not write your email address, of course.

I wish you all the best in the future, whether you get anything out of reading between the lines or not.
Hemming


Back to Hemming's web


I must have had too little coffee, because I'm sitting here sleeping!
When I wanted to save this email, I saw that someone else had asked for an explanation in Danish.
I apologize for that.

But

You should not ask questions until you have reviewed hemmingsweb, and you should only ask questions that have not been asked before, and only in the places intended for it, so that everyone can see what is going on and questions only need to be answered once. You must have your own number in one major form before you can ask questions at all, but you can see all questions and answers without having a number.

When everything I do is free, you have to think a little for yourself, otherwise my time won't be enough.

Take it easy and watch this little video before you give up.